A Visual Upgrade

I spend entirely too much time playing Skyrim.

Seriously, the game…is AMAZING. I know it’s been out for like 2 and a half years, but if you haven’t played it…get it. And play it. Right now. I’ll wait.

Yes, I know Elder Scrolls Online is out now, but to be honest I’m not a huge fan. Elder Scrolls games aren’t designed to be played by millions at the same time. They’re designed to be just me, aimlessly wandering around, collecting alchemy ingredients and keeping an eye out for dragons. I did a brief beta test, and then didn’t purchase. It felt a little ridiculous that me and 1579 other people who I want nothing to do with are trying to start the same quest, suddenly making all 1579 of us the hero of Tamriel!

*insert golf clap*

Admittedly, I would LOVE it if they were to patch Skyrim so that you could Co-Op…OH, WAIT. They’re done upgrading it. Those. Bastards. They had better be making me an Elder Scrolls 6 then, because let’s face it, Fallout really isn’t my cup of tea. I’m all about magic and fantasy, not post-apocalyptic world.

How the HELL did I get onto this subject? I was talking about the design changes I just did…

Meh fuck it, enjoy the pretty picture. Thank you Bethesda for designing the tm console command – the only one I use with any sort of frequency.

That and the one to add lockpicks.

P.S. If you have any issues with it, feel free to email me.